Blind date.

I have been thinking what could be said when blind dating...an Idea from Shakespeare taken from the most incredible blind date:

R-If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy

shrine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two blushing

pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with

a tender kiss.

J-Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which

mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have

hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm

is holy palmers' kiss.

R-Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

J-Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

R-Well, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;

They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

J-Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.

R-Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus

from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.

J-Then have my lips the sin that they have took.

R-Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me

my sin again.

J-You kiss by the book.